I’ve been getting quotes for fences from various fencing dudes( the wooden kind, not the sport) and I finally got a quote that was ok. Ok in that I still have to extend my overdraught to pay for it, but it’s been the most reasonible yet.
HOwever, I decided that I would try and push to get that little bit off it. I worded my text nice and politely and said how I would appreciate negociating the price. My answer back from the dude was, “Ok I’ll give you it at a lower price if you can answer this question, Who eats more fried rice the Chinese or Japanese?” My first reaction was, “What a freak!?!” MY next was, “Ooh, this is a little over familiar for my liking.” AFter all the dude is putting in a fence not taking me out on a date….hmmmm. Unsure as to whether I will text back….maybe he’s stalking me….paranoia…..bad…..
Well - fried rice is a Chinese dish, and there are many more Chinese than Japanese, so I’d have to go with Chinese.
Hhhhmmmmmmmmmm.
Chinese.
But do you really want to give him the idea that you two have a “special bond”. heee heeee….
Saying that, reduced price for fencing - how reduced??? Maybe find that out first…..

Or run away screaming….