So here we are again, another film, another evening. I stupidly though that a saturday night at the movies (as the song goes for all those golen oldie lovers out there) around 11.30pm was a choice time to see a film in peace. How wrong I was!
My mate and I had chosen the fantastic ‘Slither’ for our viewing pleasure. When we entered the screen there was only me and David plus a dodgy dude in the fourth row. As we settled ourselves down 3 neds (chavs) & 3 nedettes (chav-ettes) arrived, screaming and shouting and being general A holes. What made it worse is that they had to comment on everything and i mean EVERYTHING that happened throughout the movie, which due to the lack of education meant there was really only 2 or 3 comments, but frequently repeated, as well as shouting to each other while going in and out to the toilet. Had there only been two I would definetly have shouted some sort of large and baffling grammatical comment at them which would have made them twitch as their unused buckie brains were trying to work it out, but didn’t really want to get involved with a pack, group or gaggle of them.
What annoyed me the most though is that there was no UCG staff presence AT ALL in the screen, which meant these bawbags weren’t asked to leave or quieten down. Grrrrr! SOme days I wonder why I bother with my 10.99 a month when all I get is people talking or kicking the back of my seat. Seriously. I think we need some sort of Ned Police to show these doosh bags who’s boss! Who’s with me!!??
Really want to see Slither myself
Not sure I’m going to make it.
Really liking the new theme - looks quality!
I’m with you, dude!!!!!
Where’s my pointed stick?
GRRRR, there should be a curfew for Neds being at the cinema, like theyre not allowed in between opening and closing times,would give the rest of us what we need for peaceful viewing
Even if there was UGC staff and Cineworld staff there they are to much S*itebags and don’t get paid eniugh to do anything. What I think should happen is that you should be able to take a baseball bat with the words “SHUT THE F*CK UP” on it and be allowed to use this to enforce the “Please do not talk” rule in the cinema
I’m with you, some kind of NED police should be created. Alternatively, send them back to school every Saturday. Just for the sake of it.
I am with you!
Hell yes kick there Asses!