Yeah so went to see X-Men 3 on saturday night and the worst part for me had to be Juggernaut. Now if I am right in typing, Juggernaut was a big burly New Yorker with that thick ‘badda-bing! accent’. However, instead we have Vinnie Jones, poor actor, even worse footballer (oooooo!) and English, playing a part that was faarr beyond him in talent. I’m afraid I have to compare his performance to little Eliza from Season 3 Episode 4 of (the awesome) Family Guy. At one point I expected Vinnie to shout, “Oh look it’s a baby! Ello baby!!” At least little Eliza would have been vaguely more entertaining. Dude….he sucked the preverbial ass, especially his clanger line, “DOn’t know you who I am bitch? I’m the Juggernaut!” Really! No really!! I did cringe, yes I did!
Anyone got an suggestions of who they felt should have play the part? Or could have made a better effort at actually acting? Dead or alive… (or just fat in Marlon Brando’s case). I kinda felt that The Rock would probably have been better if they wanted to have someone current and burly and of course oiled up..(that one was for you cheesey!) Suggestions at the normal address!
Pee Wee Herman!!!! Mr Bean!!!!! the comedy value would be through the roof!
Ted Danson!!
Wait…. What was the question again?
Have you ever seen Ted Danson????
Well don’t, he’s rubbish!!
Surely, with the aid of LOTR-style technology, Danny DeVito is the man for the job - he’s the right build, can do the accent - all you would need is to make him look bigger……
Juggernaut should have been played by Vinnie’s stunt double in the film.
Vinnie is a bit wooden.
you’ll find his stunt work at http://www.mikelambertstunts.com