Ok, so my mate and I were travelling into town to go to the movies and to get there we have to use the M8 motorway (of DOOOOM!). While happily travelling and yammering about stuff and nonsense, as girls most regularly do, I happened to look at the big pimp mobile next to me (my mate was driving just incase the fuzz read this!). It was a big blue brand spanking Honda Accord, the big mean looking one, with the chrome rimes and big fat tyres. The guy driving was clearly all dopped up (we liking the street talk?) on himself in a major way. He was wearing a pair of ‘Chips’ (the motorcycle prog from the 70’s) sunglasses and he just looked like a total wang but I don’t think that would ever stop him clearly loving himself the way he did. The punchline to my already amused disposition came when I looked at his number plate and it said….wait for it……..EA5Y!!!! I nearly wet myself with laughter and for those unwitting friends who know my laugh, it was at least 15 decibels louder due to the comedy factor. I actually think the guy heard me from his car while travelling at 70 mph. My mate and I continued to laugh at this for the majority of the evening and commented on the audacity and total pretenciousness of people actually purchasing something so ridiculous and frankly wankish.
HOWEVER!!! The hilarity was not to end there and on exiting the cinema, a Carrera was sitting right outside the cinema looking all expensive and sporty and I did comment on what a gorgeous car it was….until I saw the number plate……which said……wait for it!!!……this takes the biscuit!!!…….H0RNY!!!!!!!!! Again with the pant wetting moment, the decibel level and the thankfulness that the driver wasn’t there to hear my laugh reveberate all around town just from the observation of his ghastly number plate.
So kids, the moral of this story, please keep a look out for the most ridiculous number plates you can, report back to me and we’ll have some sort of awards ceremony. Then we’ll go hunt them down and set the cars on fire!!!
Lorna, I really have to stop reading this at work. I have attracted many curious looks due to my trying-to-stifle-explosive-guffaws face (imagine a strawberry jelly, but with more quivering. And obviously far more attractive) and accompanying sound effects. More more more!
Ahh yes personalised number plates, I just don’t get them, Why would someone spend all that mony on bad grammar or shit spelling that by use of imagination looks sort of like a word. Complete waste of money if you as me. If you have that much spare cash, give it to charity or something!!
The worst one I saw was back in the mid ninties a Porsche 911 with the Reg “H1 BVR”, thats just a bit too far!!!
I do wonder however, who got the car in 1996 that would have the reg of “P155OFF”?